🏍️Would You Buy This $780K Chocolate Factory?🏍️


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  1. Would You Buy This $780K Chocolate Factory?
  2. SweatyStartUp becomes SweatyScrewUp.
  3. Queen of Rock and Roll.
  4. This issue's sponsor-Rapid Fire Listing Review Package.
  5. Pop Quiz-Retired women in poverty.
  6. More ways to connect.

Would You Buy This $780K Chocolate Factory?

Cash or Crash?

In this premiere episode of Cash or Crash?, I break down a real business for sale using profit margins, SBA loan math, salary replacement analysis, and valuation multiples to see whether this deal is sweet… or a financial crash waiting to happen.

TL;DR (for the highlight lovers)

  • Watch the Full Episode: Cash or Crash!?! Episode #1
  • Estimated SBA 7(a) loan payments
  • Debt coverage and cash flow
  • Salary replacement potential
  • A 3.09x SDE multiple
  • “Semi-absentee” owner claims
  • The Lindy Effect
  • My CPA Hot Take
  • Final verdict: Cash or Crash?

📣Listen Up!📣

My First Million: When Everything Works, You Learn the Wrong Lessons

  • Nick Huber, SweatyStartUp, thought he had the Midas Touch and an unstoppable personal brand.
  • Then Nick bought a $52 million company and nearly destroyed it.
  • Mistake #1-- He changed the name with a new $400K domain.
  • SEO and brand recognition disappeared overnight.
  • Mistake #2--He relied too heavily on his personal brand.
  • Elon bought Twitter and totally revamped the algorithm.
  • Mistake #3--He bragged so much about the acquisition that he invited loads of competition.
  • Did he pull through and get the business back on track?

💬What She Said💬

"Who you are is what you settle for, you know?"


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🧐Pop Quiz🧐

Compared to men, how much more likely are women to face poverty in retirement?

(Reply to this email with your answer. First closest answer gets a mention in the next issue:-)

Last Issue's winner: Carolyn Prater

Over 2 million people visit some part of the Appalachian trail each year, spending between $125-$168 million dollars annually.


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Thanks so much for reading... Peace Out!✌🏼

Della Kirkman, CPA
dellak@shift-n-gears.com

Shift-N-Gears

By Della Kirkman, CPA---From 4🌟 server at Cracker Barrel to financial freedom. Developing an SMB education/media co to help women create wealth through Acquisition Entrepreneurship https://www.shift-n-gears.com/newsletter

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